What Happenned to Good Band Names ?

What ever happened to excellent rock band names like Motorhead, Badfinger, Blue Oyster Cult or Uriah Heep.

I can even accept pretty gross names like punk band Butthole Surfers, the Stool Softners, Throbbing Gristle, Phlegm Fatale,

but these......................................

Limp Biscuit
My Friend the Chocolate Cake
Hoobastank
Tripping Daisy
Flogging Molly
Nickelback
'Til Tuesday
God is My Co-Piliot
Better Than Ezra
Pray for the Soul of Betty
Breaking Benjamin
Dashboard Confessional
Soul Coughing

Can you add to the list ?

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