Wednesday, February 20, 2008

KISS's Gene Simmons follows Paris Hilton with Release of Sex Tape

Gene Simmons certainly is not short on either libido or misogyny. Here are two quotes tendered as evidence:

'The notion is that if you want to welcome me with open arms, I'm afraid you're also going to have to welcome me with open legs. "

"And in music, it's the great aphrodisiac that says that even though I'm short, fat, ugly, bald, and... and I'm hung like a second-grader, but if I'm in a rock band, I've got a better than average chance of bedding you down than if I was a dentist. " -

The KISS bassist, once romanitically linked to Diana Ross, Cher and now wife and Playboy Playmate Shannon Tweed has a sex tape floating around the net.

Apparently a Panamanian company released a tape on Tuesday showing him having sex with an Austrian called 'Elsa", a spokemodel for a sports drink that he endorses.

Sex was also on his mind last year when he preseted at the 2007 AVN Adult Movie Awards in Las Vegas. He received a special Golden Tongue Award for his exploits.

He also now has a line of comics, believe it or not, SimmonsComics Here's the blurb from one edition,

It's "T&A meets CIA" in DOMINATRIX, when Dominique Stern, a professional dominatrix, becomes ensnared in a world of government cover-ups and international conspiracies. After a client loses his composure during an intense session and blurts out top-secret information, Dominique finds herself a reluctant superhero who must save herself, her friends, the government jerk who got her into this mess, and quite possibly her country. (

The KISS tour of Australia and New Zealnd starts on March 18 2008, Brisbane, Sydney, Melbourne and Wellington
Image: Courtesy Casablanca

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